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During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
Get the Crash Test Hastings mug.After taking a shit, a male fucks Frumpy from behind over the toilet. He then shoves Frumpy's head in the toilet and flushes.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
Get the Frumpy Swirly mug.The abbreviation for "Double Green Hat Mouth - Double Green Hat Anal". This is where Green Hat takes 2 two dicks in his mouth and ass at the same time.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
Get the DGM-DGA mug.When 4 guys sit at a table and one guy (JH) is under the table giving rotating blow jobs. The first 3 guys to cum put $100 dollars on the table. The last guy not to cum is declared the winner and wins the money and the blow jobee's ass as his prize.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
Get the Game of Hastings mug.This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
Get the Blocking the Hastings mug.The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.
The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
by RobJeremy May 20, 2016
Get the Washington Churro mug.When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
by RobJeremy December 21, 2020
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