Reefknot's definitions

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

mafil

Middle aged femail in lyra.

Gender Binary Cycling term

Opposite of MAMIL

I just got knocked off my scooter by a freewheeling mafil.

by Reefknot May 18, 2020

Shiz

Specific version of 'shit', meaning 'stuff' or 'concentration' Not a derogatory term.

"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."

by Reefknot August 13, 2020

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

KomproMatt

Named after a British Politician (Matt Hancock) captured in a passionate embrace on CCTV.

How did the tabloid get those CCTV images of Matt Hancock? Not sure but there something iffy about that KomproMatt.

by Reefknot June 26, 2021

tinp

Tinp - there is no pattern

Glastonbury ticket release dates and lineup dates never arrive at the same times each year. There is no pattern. Tinp.

by Reefknot June 11, 2023

fingers on your buzzers

A game show term, but also a euphemism for female self pressure.

Game show host to contests "fingers on your buzzers for your first question"

by Reefknot December 21, 2022