Red_Tandem_Bicycle's definitions

maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich

"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."

by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024

Poltershite

A combination of the words poltergeist and shite in reference to a very scary sounding or exceptionally foul smelling fart.

Synonyms: poop ghost, fart, passing wind

"That poltershite smells like a dead body."

"That poltershite was way scarier than a poop ghost, those malevolent ass-winds made me think I crapped my pants!"

by Red_Tandem_Bicycle January 28, 2026