RedReplicant's definitions

Nerds Rope

A penis so infected with wart-causing venereal diseases that it resembles the popular candy.

"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"

by RedReplicant January 17, 2010

Sheanderthal

A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.

Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."

by RedReplicant September 12, 2010

Fauxetic

A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.

Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"

Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."

by RedReplicant September 26, 2010

Jackhammer Clit

When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.

Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"

Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"

by RedReplicant August 19, 2010

Internecine Female Vindictiveness

When one or more women derides another woman or group of women for not following a (often meaningless) social convention, generally motivated by obvious jealousy or an unwillingness to see someone of their own minority group get ahead. This is similar to the "crabs in a bucket" phenomenon where crabs will damage one another in order to be the last one killed.

Jennifer: "Did you see Kate all over that guy at the bar? What a slut! And she dresses so slutty too!"

Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."

by RedReplicant October 27, 2010

U jelly bro?

A nonsensical phrase used to accuse your friends/foes of being "jelly," i.e. jealous. Closely related to "U mad bro?"

Cee Lo: I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, FUCK YOU!

New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?

by RedReplicant October 27, 2010

Slut Shaming

An unfortunate phenomenon in which people degrade or mock a woman because she enjoys having sex, has sex a lot, or may even just be rumored to participate in sexual activity. Often it's accompanied by urban legends such as the common virgin misconception that the vagina becomes larger or looser with use-- in fact, sex has no effect on vaginal size.

However, since most people would rather women be MORE sexually active than less, slut shaming is counterproductive to the aims of most men and quite a few ladies.

Guy 1: Ha ha Megan had sex with two guys, she's such a SLUT!

Guy 2: You idiot, do you want her to stop having sex? We should be encouraging this. Your slut shaming will simply discourage more women from sleeping with us and we will be virgins forever.

by RedReplicant November 12, 2010