Ralphus's definitions

carn't

A slang way to say can't.

I carn't help you.

by Ralphus April 23, 2004

Jainism

A religion where people believe that everything is sacred and should be revered. Destruction of anything is outlawed. Jains, or people who believe in Jainism, wear loose white garments with sandals and a mouth flap. This traditional outfit is so that nothing, even insects will not be accidentally harmed. They also usually carry some sort of broom to clear passage ways of living things for them to step. They are very reclusive and good whole hearted people.

Peep dem ni66a jains in the hizouse foo.

by Ralphus May 2, 2004

Homeowner

A homosexual person.

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.

by Ralphus May 2, 2004

F'ed in the A

Fucked in the Ass.

In prison when i dropped my soap i got f'ed in the a by billy bob.

by Ralphus May 11, 2004

pimp tower

A threesome involving two girls and a guy. It is similar to the eiffel tower with a few modifications. A guy is doing the bent over girl from the back while the bent over girl is muff diving the other girl. The completion of the tower comes when the guy grabs the girl who is being eaten outs tits. Only a true pimp can pull this baby off, thus the name pimp tower.

Yo i pimp towered your bitch and her friend last night.

by Ralphus April 12, 2004

cheaseyflease

semen, man juice, jizz, etc.

I shot my cheaseyflease all up in that ho's face.

by Ralphus April 12, 2004

pr0per

To fuck someone with utmost enthusiasm and energy.

Last night I fucked that bitch pr0per!

by Ralphus April 12, 2004