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When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
by RJH2 December 3, 2016
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Rich: What kind of rims are you getting for your suped-up 450 Lex?
Grove: Daytons bruh, Daytons.
Rich: Daytons? How do you know that's a thing? I had to google that.
Grove: Didn't you see Menace 2 Society?
Rich: Yeah, in 1993. You're on the spectrum. You've got PPCM.
Grove: Daytons bruh, Daytons.
Rich: Daytons? How do you know that's a thing? I had to google that.
Grove: Didn't you see Menace 2 Society?
Rich: Yeah, in 1993. You're on the spectrum. You've got PPCM.
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Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
by RJH2 May 24, 2016
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