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Fortnite

A popular battle royale game released in 2017 by Epic Games. It has over 1,000,000 concurrent players, and is all over the popular sharing platform YouTube. Most professional gamers quit a long time ago to issues such as a toxic community, repetitive gameplay, and unfair advantages to some players.
Most think it sucks nowadays.

Guy 1: Wanna play some Fortnite later?
Guy 2: It’s not 2017, the game sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

weewoo

the police are coming, and they are cranky because I have all of the donuts

“weewoo! Police coming through!” says the adolescent man child.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.

1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.

Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Catgirl

Sadly a mix of a cat and a human female that males find sexually attractive. In my opinion, they kinda look disgusting, but I can say that here, right? Anyways, they are typically used in anime and strange artwork for the pleasure of men. Help the human race, because people actually like these. The GIF below is a depiction of how the look.

1:Catgirls are kind of hot.
2: Please tell me you’re joking.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

bing

1: browser.
2: ooh computer sound.

bing sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Spider

Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.

Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021