QueefTweak's definitions

Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?

After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.

by QueefTweak December 19, 2025

Gothic Pipe Organ

When you use a straw to blow into a urethra and inflate the bladder. then using the straw like a flute to play with the queefing air as it escapes.

Dude, the girl from last night gave me a Gothic Pipe Organ and now I am struggling to pee normally.

by QueefTweak December 27, 2025