PutterBeanut's definitions

Girbulate

The act of a baby bunny being forcefully penetrated by a 70-year-old man (uncircumcised) in a freezer

Dude! I can't BELIEVE how long it took me to girbulate your bunny.

by PutterBeanut October 4, 2021

bung

Past tense of "bang"

Damn girl! I just bung my dick!!

by PutterBeanut January 20, 2023

Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Fobangled

Deliciously accepting the resemblance of a Chick Fil A drive-thru.

Girl: I was just SO fobangled when I saw it!!
Guy: Bro come on already do you want the chicken sandwich or not?

by PutterBeanut September 19, 2022

titty witter

The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022

Demarquebious

An unusual citizen who resembles the late son of Johnny Sins but has an absurdly colossal bone in his pants

You're being a real Demarquebious right now!

by PutterBeanut April 8, 2022

Hoe

Hoes are like tue end slices of bread. Everybody touches them but nobody wants them.

That bitch is a real hoe!

by PutterBeanut June 15, 2021