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a variant of "bitch quit ridin my ass" that may be said in a fast-food/restaurant context (hamburgers have buns, heehee)
Lad: *gets home after a hard days work at... white castle*
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
by Punchy_207 February 14, 2023
Get the bitch get off my hamburgers mug.when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022
Get the School Cafeteria Kiss mug.if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!
Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022
Get the high school dance mug.Thanks a lot Michelle Obama...
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
school lunch is essentially made up of food that even dollar tree would refuse to sell. Regularly consisting of overcooked soggy chicken patty between a bun that dates back to the paleolithic age... BUT WAIT, THERES OTHER OPTIONS TOO!
-a hamburger thats probably has more yeast then the bun itself... why is it dark purple?
-mashed potatoes that literally STICK TO THE BOTTOMS OF THE TABLES, word of advice... never touch down there.
-fruit that smells more meaty than the actual meat, but is in the end just improperly stored fruit so it tastes ok i guess...
-raw vegetables stolen from the rabbits at PetSmart, i heard that someone found a dead roach in the brocolli once
-mac and cheese thats more watery than retirement home coffee, and is somehow greenish in tinge some days
-the hot dog is actually ok... suspiciously ok...
-i've never actually eaten the school's pizza before, but people seem to like it so i guess its ok
-nacho cheese that stinks up the whole cafeteria and smells like rat piss mixed with an old woman's pad
in conclusion, do what i do and just pack your own damn lunch, because trust me eating that crap will probably give you a brain tumor or something
Miguel: boy oh boy do i love school lunch... but recently i got this weird dark splotch on my skin
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
Mikhail: i did too maybe it was something in the school lunch hamburgers...
(they both died 2 days later of the bubonic plague)
by Punchy_207 May 10, 2022
Get the school lunch mug.1. roaches (remains of a blunt) that have been held on to by the owner since/during high school, for use at a later date, usually due to a high concentration that gathers at the roach's tip with age, and it gives a tense high when smoked. but smoking it is apparently worse for you than smoking a normal joint cause it fucks up your lungs worse or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
1. I've held on to these roaches since i was in 11th grade... i'll get a mad high off this fuckin thing
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
by Punchy_207 May 11, 2022
Get the high school roaches mug.the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting
you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!
the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!
the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit
by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022
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