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Blorgendorfaphobia

The fear of lights flickering inside of a high-end department store at 4:43 PM. Like, if you are shopping in Bergdorf Goodman and lights flicker when the clock strikes 4:43, a Blorgendorfaphobic would flip out.

Clean Up on Aisle 17! Goddam Blorgendorfaphobia

by Pretzel9 March 16, 2023

I'm sweet enough already

The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"

by Pretzel9 February 3, 2024