Poseidonskid's definitions

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

Esme

The sweetest girl you will ever meet she is sexy and creative all of the guys want to date her but she soooo soooo gay.

Guy: I have a huge crush on Esme.
Girl: to bad she’s gay.
Guy: god damn it.

by Poseidonskid June 14, 2018

Lily

Backstabbing son of a bitch who only cares about drawing attention to themselves and they lie a whole shit ton and they deny that they have. All in all they are a huge asshole.

Person 1: Omg Lily told me that she lives in a mansion.
Person 2: That’s a lie she lives in a tiny house that has cracks in the walls.

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

Car

A vroom vroom vroom and a beep beep beep

Vroom vroom beep beep said the car

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

Jed

A kid that loved nature and then got glued to his xbox. Has a specialty of pissing people off.

Person 1: where’s Jed I thought he would go on this camping trip?
Person 2: no he is to busy play Xbox, man he really pisses me off!

by Poseidonskid June 19, 2018

Annabelle

A bitch that thinks you are at fault for everything and calls you a bitch for doing everything while they do nothing

Annabelle just called me a bitch for being mad that she didn’t help with the presentation at all!

by Poseidonskid October 8, 2018

Annabelle

A girl you were close with but whenever you do something wrong on accident she is a devil. She says you blame her for everything and that you are a whiny bitch even though you did nothing but help

FUCK YOU ANNABELLE

P1: ugh Annabelle said that I I can’t be her scapegoat for my “bad behavior”
P2: what bad behavior? Your an angel

by Poseidonskid October 9, 2018