PortalDM's definitions

Creamjob

It’s the same as a blowjob but when you cum she doesn’t spit or swallow it. Instead she keeps blowing you will the cum still in her mouth to act as mouth lube do she can suck faster and deeper

Have you ever had a creamjob? It’s good.

by PortalDM March 21, 2019

The Kings Roar

To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.

I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”

by PortalDM December 4, 2019

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

Lewdject

Lewdject is another way of saying that you like to masterbait or make inanimate objects into anime wifu’s. It is most common among anime/hentai users to develop this obsession.

Check it out dude, I love my cellphone so much I made a Lewdject of it.
(Friend): way am I still friends with you?

by PortalDM March 8, 2019

HentaiShuffle

The hentaishuffle is when a person binge watch’s hentai and then puts every frame of each episode they watched into a 4 hour video that no one will watch because it would sound like a whore house with more female screams and epilepsy

I made a hentaishuffle and now I can’t sleep

by PortalDM March 9, 2019

Pringle Dingle

The Pringle Dingle can go 1 of 2 ways, one is to have your penis the size of a Pringle’s can or the size of the chip inside.

Omg Karin my boyfriend gave me a Pringle Dingle and I loved it

by PortalDM March 9, 2019

Dinglebomb

That one fat elf in Santa’s workshop that makes bombs for ISIS instead of children

Hey guys we will soon get the new bombs from Dinglebomb.

by PortalDM March 9, 2019