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When a person is obnoxiously happy, they are considered to be giddeous, a combination of giddy and hideous.
Beth was absolutely giddeous over her engagement. She was so happy it made everyone around her seem sad.
by PoorDavid December 30, 2013
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by PoorDavid December 8, 2019
Get the déjà phew mug.Jean listened to Dave go on and on about a great show that he had just seen on Netflix. Even though she feigned interest, she knew she would never watch it.
She had already added it to her NotFlix collection
She had already added it to her NotFlix collection
by PoorDavid April 30, 2020
Get the NotFlix mug.Any vegetation (tree, bush, flowers) that your dog insists on urinating on while out for a neighborhood walk. A peony bush, with it’s beautiful spring flowers, is a subset of the peon-me group of vegetation
Jean loved to get her exercise by taking her little dog Callie out for a walk every evening, but disliked the way Callie had to stop at every peon-me bush to relieve herself.
by PoorDavid June 3, 2020
Get the Peon-me bush mug.A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
by PoorDavid October 29, 2020
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Jean was watching the Weather Channel from her Florida condo when she learned that Cleveland was experiencing a blizzard. She felt Flori-great!
by PoorDavid December 5, 2017
Get the Flori-great mug.Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
by PoorDavid May 30, 2016
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