Poopwords's definitions

Snufflecunt

Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.

Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.

by Poopwords May 8, 2020

wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

by Poopwords May 9, 2020

arm on

When you hear a piece of music (or just think of it) and all the hairs on your arm stand on end.

I was thinking of the start of "Torture Never Stops" by Frank Zappa and I got a DOUBLE arm on!!

by Poopwords November 16, 2021

Procrastinol

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.

I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

ambigulance

The state of not giving a shit about whether or not you care about something.

Nihilism fills me with ambigulance.

by Poopwords January 9, 2019

Procrastoline

A cream based ointment containing Procrastinol

I can't do oral things anymore so I just rub myself with Procrastoline.

by Poopwords January 9, 2019