Poopsmith's definitions

World War III

When all the nation on Earth nuked the shit out of eachother. Afterwards what few survivors there were lived in caves in Montana and spent their lives chugging whiskey until Zefram Cochran built a space ship out of a missile and brought back really smart friendly aliens who fixed everything

Russian guy: Oh, you want some vodka?

by poopsmith October 25, 2004

Flush Hour

The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.

I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.

by Poopsmith January 13, 2004

Hottest freaken girl ever

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that.
But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.

by Poopsmith February 27, 2003

poop dick

What the player Poopsmith calls his fellow inferior players in the game Unreal Tournament 2003.

hey newbie poop dick, quit your damn camping and eat my shit whore!

by Poopsmith March 31, 2003

shittle cock slam

In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.

Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net

by poopsmith April 4, 2003

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003