Photoist's definitions

Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

by Photoist March 7, 2019

indictment boner

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

by Photoist February 1, 2019

Squirtworthy

A man who can turn a woman on in a way that makes her squirt during sex.

I think that new guy in accounting is definitely squirtworthy!

by Photoist March 21, 2019

Bitch-block

This is where you deliver to someone an epic verbal smackdown on Twitter, then block them

It's the Twitter version of Bitch-slap.

After that tweet, I just had to bitch-block that moron.

by Photoist April 11, 2019

Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Buseyspawn

A person who has the distinct genetic markings of Gary Busey

Eric Trump is clearly a Buseyspawn

by Photoist September 29, 2020

Buseyspawn

Have the physical and genetic characteristics of Gary Busey

Eric Trump is definitely a Buseyspawn

by Photoist September 29, 2020