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Eva is a person who is really determined in school, she is very beautiful and funny, she also likes to buy Labubu, but that’s okay because her mom pays (even for her new iPhone 17 Pro Max). Eva likes to eat many things, however, she cannot eat seafood, sooo sad. The best things about Eva is that she is a walking calculator, she loves math, probably more than anything in the world, but not as much as her boyfriend kangaroo (the animal) and husband dinosaur (yes, an actual dinosaur). In conclusion, Eva is a really great person who you should cherish because she is so fun to be with. Eva is a diva.
by Phillybottlesticks February 19, 2026
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