OttO's definitions

military factor

The degree to which the perception of an individual's intelligence is reduced by the fact that they have enlisted.

I knew that Mike was in special ed in high-school, but I never guessed he was stupid enough to join the army.

by Otto May 6, 2005

Merge

Two or more people smoking marijuana inside a moving vehicle.

Lets merge on the way home.

by Otto November 11, 2006

Jalopy

A sloppy blow job

Rasputin" Hannah give me a jalopy for my birth day comrade"

by Otto January 29, 2017

devastation

The aftermath of a horrible event.

The bombing of Pearl Harbor was a devastation.

by Otto March 23, 2005

NUNAVUT GEAR

Real Time in the Nunavut Territory.
An automotive reference to the speed of events, especially those effected by Natures's still dominant presence in that Canadian Territory.

The crew was in "Nunavut gear", next to neutral, waiting for a plane that can not fly in current conditions.

by OttO December 27, 2004

man eater

usualy a beatiful girl. leeds you on. acts all sweet and nice. makes you think they realy like you. then when you fall completely head over heals in love with them... they kill it. they stomp all over your feelings. and completely fuck you up. takes months to get over it but it can completely fuck up a mans life.

Damn i was so in love with her... but she turned out to just be a man eating bitch.

by Otto January 24, 2005

pull

to take a hit from a blunt, bong, bowl, joint, ect...

yo b let me get a pull of your L

by Otto February 2, 2005