Oreva1's definitions

Regret

A miserable attempt at time travel that ends with you feeling like crap.

Damn, I regret everything I did last night. I wish I could go back and choose differently.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

OwOtism

Autism, but you also must OwO all the time.

Person 1: OwO
Person 2: Why did you say that?
Person 1: I'm sorry, I have OwOtism.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Early access

When an unfinished product is put into the market in attempt to outsource testing and QA.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access!

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Rumahoy

The world's greatest pirate metal band.

Yeah, Alestorm is cool, but have you tried Rumahoy?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Platonic relationship

A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.

Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020