OptiPrime's definitions

letting air out of the tire

When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting.

"Dude, I totally thought I had to take a shit, but I only ended up letting air out of the tire."

by OptiPrime February 8, 2007

Ass Dew

When your ass sweat pools on your ass-hole, and forms droplets like fresh morning dew.

Man it's hot today, this ass dew is killin' me.

by OptiPrime February 13, 2007