Oprah's definitions

LSD

Long
Slow
Dump


I gotta take a long,slow dump!

Oh man I'm really feelin that LSD now!

by Oprah March 13, 2005

panty

(noun) An emasculated male; wuss.

Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

breast

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.

Those breasts are making my mouth water!

by Oprah February 21, 2003

anal

What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

bomb

poop!

I dropped a fukin' bomb in the toilet and that shit is nasty!

by Oprah February 21, 2003

Pill

The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.

Now that my girl's on the pill I can enjoy sex again.

by Oprah February 21, 2003