OneFuckingMachete's definitions

1-800-273-8255

A song created by the music artist Logic. This number is also associated with the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. If you are ever going through a state of depression or anxiety and are having suicidal thoughts, call 1-800-273-8255

Call 1-800-273-8255 if you need any help. You are not alone.

by OneFuckingMachete September 30, 2019

Machete

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Nick

An idiot that steals every piece of art I’ve made. He steals about everything from you.

Nick is dumb lol

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Antonio

Antonio is one of the greatest people in the world. If you ask him for something, he’ll do something for you. He is a great friend!!!

Antonio is cool

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Coochie

genitals

Coochie Crusaders Club

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Eminem

The greatest rapper of our time and super hot 💦

Eminem

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Thats all their is for now

That stupid message after you accept all the other definitions. Ew

Thats all their is for now kids

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019