Ohyeahr's definitions

Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

by Ohyeahr May 18, 2018

Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018

schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.

He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.

by Ohyeahr July 4, 2016

McFlytuse

Totally obtuse and disconnected from reality. Usually is on the “last to know” list. Completed fleeced by aloof like cult leader.

Al became known as a McFlytuse back in 2017.

by Ohyeahr October 21, 2021

Dualoofing

The act of 2 people, usually twins, acting standoffish and detached from society but publish their ills on social media.

Chris and Steve must of been dualoofing again because they were posting obtuse and cogent things on Facebook.

by Ohyeahr December 2, 2018

Aloofing

Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ

Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.

by Ohyeahr December 21, 2018