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UKIP

United Kingdom Independece Party

British, Toryesque, single issue, single brain cell, xenophobic political party.

Mission is to make Britain leave Europe because (1) Easier to exploit the working class (2) They don't like "bloody foreigners"

See Robert Kilroy Silkand xenophobe
"Isn't that a bit racist? Oh right, your're from UKIP"
by O April 14, 2005
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kocet

adjective. for one to be very fake. hair, eyes (contacts), nails, personality, etc.
she is soo kocet with her extension and ghetto nails.
by o May 21, 2007
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St.Louis Cardinals

A baseball team that taught it had the talent to win the world series.Sorry ASS team.
The St.Louis Cardinals lost on 4 occassions to the Red Sox,to give Boston its World Series Triumph.
by O April 3, 2005
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Rip Face

we gon' rip face by the parking lot tonight right?
by O May 13, 2005
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Shifra

Noun: To be beautiful inside, and out, also to be a true, honest, and trustworthy friend!
Verb: To be great at sex and great at keeping friends!
Shifra was always the more promising student!
by O March 4, 2005
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Sabretooth Crotch Crickets

(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.

SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.

SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.

When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.
Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."
by O May 3, 2004
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SCCs

(n.) (plural) Abbreviation for Sabretooth Crotch Crickets. Nastier than your usual pubic lice. See Sabretooth Crotch Crickets and SCC.
You hoe yourself around like that and you might end up with SCCs like you wouldn't believe.

Damn SCCs keep screamin' at me every time I get close to your mom's snatch!
by O May 3, 2004
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