NoxMelo's definitions

Vee-dee

A derogatory nonsense term sang in a high pitch by the Northern Guard Support of Detroit City FC in their parody of Alouette, called Detroit Alouette.

A vee-dee is something the other (any other than Detroit City) team's fans have.

"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"

by NoxMelo July 2, 2018

procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.

Dude, I survived procrastageddon

by NoxMelo November 7, 2017

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

Skunkseeker

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.

I'm a skunkseeker

by NoxMelo August 17, 2020

Buppo

Like a pupper, but you say it instead when you're overwhelmed by how cute the pupper is; typically exclaimed.

Buppo!

by NoxMelo October 27, 2023

Out Pizzaing The Hut

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.

I'm gonna go out pizzaing the hut and get people arrested for drinking and driving.

by NoxMelo November 24, 2023

Schmoonding

Doing nothing but laying around and jerking off

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.

by NoxMelo December 24, 2021