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Coined by JC. This is a woman that sends you shitty, false accusatory or hateful cell phone text messages or emails and immediately blocks you so you can’t respond. A common practice of narcissistic, insecure and bi-polar women in relationships attempting to control or dominate someone.
Tami was a relentless Blockcunt with her frequent text assaults to Ivan. She’d always block him immediately upon sending so that he could not reply just to further piss him off. She even broke up with him that way!
by NotTonight January 31, 2026
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- A woman who makes it her routine practice to send spiteful, accusatory and or irritating cell phone text messages and emails to people and immediately blocks them. Her objective is to gain personal pleasure by frustrating and angering recipients by not being able to respond.
- A narcissistic, emotionally insecure or bi-polar woman that gains pleasure by taking cheap shots at people only when she can prevent them from responding
- A piss stain of a woman that gets pleasure out of sending annoying texts and emails and blocks the recipient from responding
- A woman (thief) that deliberately blocks you so she can keep the stuff you left at her place. You can’t arrange to get your stuff
Coined by JC
- A woman who makes it her routine practice to send spiteful, accusatory and or irritating cell phone text messages and emails to people and immediately blocks them. Her objective is to gain personal pleasure by frustrating and angering recipients by not being able to respond.
- A narcissistic, emotionally insecure or bi-polar woman that gains pleasure by taking cheap shots at people only when she can prevent them from responding
- A piss stain of a woman that gets pleasure out of sending annoying texts and emails and blocks the recipient from responding
- A woman (thief) that deliberately blocks you so she can keep the stuff you left at her place. You can’t arrange to get your stuff
Coined by JC
- Tami was a narcissistic BLOCKCUNT in her efforts to torture Vlad. She’d always accuse Vlad of an imaginary out of state affair to piss him off then make sure he could not respond in true Blockcunt fashion.
- Men, when your woman becomes a Blockcunt, she’s already replaced you and is trying to get you to call it quits so she can blame the relationship on you.
- Tami became a Blockcunt to Vlad so she could keep his ring
- Men, when your woman becomes a Blockcunt, she’s already replaced you and is trying to get you to call it quits so she can blame the relationship on you.
- Tami became a Blockcunt to Vlad so she could keep his ring
by NotTonight January 31, 2026
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A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a “Nottonighter" when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
by NotTonight February 2, 2026
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A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC
Henney knew he had been served by a Nottonighter when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.
by NotTonight February 2, 2026
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A unique funny term used to refer to wanting to have sex by otherwise nice people who are challenged and process information differently.
Used as a non vulgar humorous way of implying that you want to have sex with someone
Coined by JC not as an insult but as a unique new fun way of suggesting that you want sex with someone.
A unique funny term used to refer to wanting to have sex by otherwise nice people who are challenged and process information differently.
Used as a non vulgar humorous way of implying that you want to have sex with someone
Coined by JC not as an insult but as a unique new fun way of suggesting that you want sex with someone.
by NotTonight February 6, 2026
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Used as a noun to describe a woman that keeps a number of relationships with different men simultaneously without them knowing it. She accomplishes this by constantly attacking them with false accusations to hide her infidelity. They are to busy trying to defend against the false verbal attacks to challenge her concealment of her texts, emails and phone calls. She lies with every other breath, disrespects, and then badmouths the men to her girlfriends who are lesbians that listen in efforts to gain access to her physically. Example: She’s a real Northberry.
Coined by JC
Used as a verb to imply the act of doing what the noun definition describes above. Example: Don’t Northberry me.
Used as a noun to describe a woman that keeps a number of relationships with different men simultaneously without them knowing it. She accomplishes this by constantly attacking them with false accusations to hide her infidelity. They are to busy trying to defend against the false verbal attacks to challenge her concealment of her texts, emails and phone calls. She lies with every other breath, disrespects, and then badmouths the men to her girlfriends who are lesbians that listen in efforts to gain access to her physically. Example: She’s a real Northberry.
Coined by JC
Used as a verb to imply the act of doing what the noun definition describes above. Example: Don’t Northberry me.
Vlad realized that Tamilla was a Northberry when she leaked some other guys chowder while in bed with him.
She was out to Northberry Thom, Vlad, Scott, & Mike at the same time.
She was out to Northberry Thom, Vlad, Scott, & Mike at the same time.
by NotTonight February 6, 2026
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