NotTheIdentityThief's definitions

Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...

by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018

Pyro pete

The local neighbourhood arsonist

Did you see pyro Pete last week he burned the whole neighbourhood down. That man is a menace.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 15, 2018

Derick Klarris

Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris fused together like in Dragonball Z where two people fuse together and unite their powers.

Who would win in a Mexican standoff between Derick Klarris and Eric and Dylan? Stay tuned for more when Ultimate cage match showdown returns.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Last Word

The last word audible for human history I think but not too sure. Need to double check.

I'm pretty sure the last word is the following word:.... Word.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Division

If Satan and the Lord are divided against themselves their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end.

Division by zero. Division of a family. Division squadron.

How can Satan and the Lord cast out Satan and the Lord? Surely if the Lord and Satan cast themselves out their kingdoms cannot stand and are coming to an end. In this case it is a dead heat draw and tie in which, again, Nobody is the clear winner. Nobody wins again.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Redundmancy

Like redundancy but involving magic. A redundant magic spell like turning a fork into a knife for two seconds then back into a fork so the spell is really quite useless and redundant. Redundant Necromancy would be another example whereby the spell turns a dead being living but then dead again.

Sabrina the teenage witch; her magic is often redundmancy as it really doesnt serve her any good anyway, better if she didn't use it tbh. Then they could rename the show to Sabrina the Normal Teenage Girl. I'd prefer to watch that one

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Indefinite

Not definite. Undefined. Ambiguous. Not clear or understandable. Incomprehensible.

Indefinite period of time is an arbitrary length of time with no clear beginning or end. Could be eternal.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018