Nightmare's definitions

Irony

Buring down your house with a cigarette while you attend a "Stop Smoking" meeting.

True Story of Irony (January 31, 2009)

A lit cigarette burned a home to the ground while its occupants were attending a meeting to help them quit smoking.

Officials determined the fire was started by a cigarette that had been left burning by the 80-year-old mother of the man who owns the mobile home in San Luis Obispo, California.

The butt was left on a porch table while the two left for a health department meeting to help the woman quit smoking.

The fire caused $200,000 worth of damage.

by Nightmare January 31, 2009

Kegger

Techbargains / Dealcatcher regular who has rackup up nearly 18000 posting is less that 2 years.

Has anyone seen Kegger? I wanted to ask him a question.

by Nightmare September 16, 2004

Fagmonster

A person who's homosexuality has become monsterous.

A person who is both homosexual, and a monster.

My freind Ethan, who has become "emo" in out look in life and dress, is a Fagmonster. He absorbs other people's gay, and sends it out as his own, giving off homosexual vibes for miles from his hill billy house.

by Nightmare January 6, 2005

Nightmare

A figment of your imagination.

Similar to dreams, but explains something terrible.

Oh no, I had a nightmare that I would fail my math test!

by Nightmare May 13, 2005

j002

The 1337 (leet) version of "you" or "you all". The full leet version is "_|002". May also be spelled as "j00z".

you are all noobs is _|002 4|_|_ 4 |2 3 |\|00|35

by Nightmare April 12, 2004

Nightmare

Siegfried Schtauffen from the Soul Edge/Calibur series after gripping the cursed hilt of Soul Edge. As Siegfried, carries a massive Zweihander named Faust, or another named Requiem. Probably the best character in the SE/C series. Appears in full platemail armor in SE, without helm in SC/SCII, or as Nightmare, in full plate with his right arm exposed, looking as though it were torn off of a demon and surgically placed over his own arm.

"I will show you...the GREATEST nightmare!"

by Nightmare April 16, 2004

Nuke

Slang for a nuclear/thermonuclear device, usually classified as an ICBM, MRBM or tactical nuclear bomb (tac-nuke). Currently, it is the most powerful weapon available to mankind, creating either the fission (breaking of) or fusion (fusing together) of atoms. Nukes can release a blast more powerful than one million tons of TNT

We're lighting off nukes out there like it's our own Fourth of July

by Nightmare April 16, 2004