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POS

That dude is a total POS!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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Cabulance

1) A cabulance is the act of using an ambulance as a taxi cab.

2) When a person uses an ambulance for a non-emergent reason.

3) The use of an ambulance for the sole purpose of getting a ride into town.
Medic: I can't believe how many bullshit runs we have had today! We are running as a cabulance today!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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NAD

Acronym: NAD is a medical term meaning 'No Apparent Distress'.
Doctors Note:
This patient is complaining of difficulty breathing but is in NAD.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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Drunkicidal

Drunkicidal refers to a person intoxicated on alcohol that has become suicidal or is having suicidal Ideations.
Doctor: " That patient in room 8 is hammered. Came in because he wanted to kill himself; I think he is really just drunkicidal.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014
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FOS

Abbreviation: FOS = Full of Shit

• It can mean that someone is lying, therefore full of shit.

• It can also mean the literal aspect, the state of being FOS.
(constipated) or (bowel obstruction)
That patient is totally FOS, just trying to get some drugs.

The patient in room 22 is literally FOS; constipated as hell.

They tried to tell me a BS story about losing their prescription, but I can tell they are FOS.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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B52

A B52 is an injection of 3 different drugs that is usually used on psych patients, or patients that are being combative.

It is usually given IM (intramuscular)
It consists of the following 3 meds

• Benadryl 50mg
• Haldol 5mg
• Ativan 2mg

It has a very calming and sedative effect on patients and very often puts them to sleep.
That patient in room 8 is flipping out!
They need a B52.. Stat!

The patient in room 8 is taking a nice little B52 nap. They needed the rest and so did we!

I think you need to B52 that patient before he starts hitting people and totally flipping out.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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