NickB.'s definitions

Southies

a) Large, fake, scarred breasts; as if performed by a bargain-bin plastic surgeon.
b) Fake boobs that look fresh from the cutting bin.
c) Artificial breasts that appear as if they once sported a zipper.

I would have tipped that stripper more, but she had a pair of Southies.

by NickB. November 3, 2007