Nelsum's definitions

Bologna Bat

Male genitals (specifically the phallus). Named for the penis shaft's uncanny, yet meaty, resemblance to a club or a bat.

Yeah baby, you better take that bologna bat and knock this pussy out the park!

by Nelsum July 26, 2019

Dick-belly

The enlarged belly area of a pregnant woman. Named for its obvious prior association with a dick (and its contents).

Did Carol gain some weight over the summer, or is she sporting a dick-belly?

by Nelsum August 9, 2019

meatium

A respectable amount of cock meat, but nothing you’d scare a lady with. The thick part of the Bell curve. Middle of the road, but still driving a full sized sedan.

I saw Jon swingin free in the locker room. Nothing you could put in a circus show, but still a strong meatium.

by Nelsum April 27, 2022