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To give absolutely zero fucks. In most situations, more than zero is given. But in a situation where there is absolutely no reason to give anymore, you say zero given.
by Nazdnaz January 1, 2015
Get the zero given mug.1. To obnoxiously assert that you know more than most people about a topic when in fact you are totally fucking clueless.
2. To bother people in a provoking manner.
2. To bother people in a provoking manner.
Yea man, squid was Lilsquidding the shit out of all the officers in the guild and eventually got kicked.
by Nazdnaz March 13, 2018
Get the Lilsquidding mug.1. To aggressively rebrand a complex, human, or ethical problem using empty corporate jargon, venture-capital aesthetics, and “scalable” frameworks, while removing nuance, accountability, and substance.
2. To convert lived experience, professional judgment, or institutional responsibility into dashboards, buzzwords, and “solutions” that exist primarily to impress investors and LinkedIn.
3. By extension: to push this abstraction so far that the original system becomes unrecognizable, internally incoherent, and operationally useless.
4. Terminal phase: the inevitable point at which the bridgified system collapses under its own bullshit, triggering confusion, institutional failure, finger-pointing, mass exits, and total organizational chaos.
2. To convert lived experience, professional judgment, or institutional responsibility into dashboards, buzzwords, and “solutions” that exist primarily to impress investors and LinkedIn.
3. By extension: to push this abstraction so far that the original system becomes unrecognizable, internally incoherent, and operationally useless.
4. Terminal phase: the inevitable point at which the bridgified system collapses under its own bullshit, triggering confusion, institutional failure, finger-pointing, mass exits, and total organizational chaos.
by Nazdnaz January 19, 2026
Get the Bridgify mug.1. To aggressively rebrand a complex, human, or ethical problem using empty corporate jargon, venture-capital aesthetics, and “scalable” frameworks, while removing nuance, accountability, and substance.
2. To convert lived experience, professional judgment, or institutional responsibility into dashboards, buzzwords, and “solutions” that exist primarily to impress investors and LinkedIn.
3. By extension: to push this abstraction so far that the original system becomes unrecognizable, internally incoherent, and operationally useless.
4. Terminal phase: the inevitable point at which the bridgified system collapses under its own bullshit, triggering confusion, institutional failure, finger-pointing, mass exits, and total organizational chaos.
2. To convert lived experience, professional judgment, or institutional responsibility into dashboards, buzzwords, and “solutions” that exist primarily to impress investors and LinkedIn.
3. By extension: to push this abstraction so far that the original system becomes unrecognizable, internally incoherent, and operationally useless.
4. Terminal phase: the inevitable point at which the bridgified system collapses under its own bullshit, triggering confusion, institutional failure, finger-pointing, mass exits, and total organizational chaos.
by Nazdnaz January 19, 2026
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