Murderface's definitions

keep fucking that chicken

Basically a much funnier synonym for "Keep on keepin' on." It's what you say when someone tells you how they're struggling with something.

Ernie: It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick.

Dick: I guess that's me...

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.

Dari: *googly eyes*

by Murderface September 19, 2009

schrutebag

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.

by Murderface December 24, 2008

Mackenzie Frenzy

Legendary weed from Canada.

We got tore up on some of that Mackenzie Frenzy when we went to Vancouver.

by Murderface August 1, 2007

construda

That which one brings to ensure that the party is most definitely ON.

1. Kool-Aid Maroney said he was gonna split if we didn't get some construda up in this muthafucka!

2. What kind of schrutebag serves second-rate construda during the Super Bowl?

by Murderface August 1, 2007

synonomicon

Another word for thesaurus.

It is false that there is no synonym for thesaurus. What do you think "synonomicon" means?

by Murderface September 21, 2007

Fred Dursted

To have been only marginally worthy of attention to begin with, but currently to be thoroughly uninteresting, except as a contemptuous joke.

Yahoo! News and Urban Dictionary have both drawn attention to International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year. I think this thing has Fred Dursted.

by Murderface October 2, 2007

oversnooze

v. To hit the snooze button one (or more) times too many, resulting in at least a rushed morning, if not actual lateness.

I had to skip breakfast this morning. I oversnoozed, and the boss said if I'm late one more time, it's my ass.

by Murderface January 22, 2009