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Koyaanisqatsi

What your cinephile uncle either sings in the shower or shouts down a bridge to hear the ball busting echo.

Your Uncle: KOYAANISQATSI.... KOYAANISQATSI

by Moronoki.com July 26, 2025

Aussies

Rednecks pretending to be British

Person A: I say Aussies are Redneck Brits, just like how the Taiwanese are-
Person B: Don't even think about it

by Moronoki.com August 10, 2025

The Larry Fine

A haircut that resembles Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) of Three Stooges fame: a large top bald spot with thick, bushy, curly auburn hair around the sides and back.

Person A: No one walks into a beauty parlour and says "Give me the Larry Fine".
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.

by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025

Scottish Accent

Universally accepted as the funniest accent EVER

(in a Scottish accent) YER STICKS NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND, MAN

by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025

1984

The one book people claim to read but never actually read. Morons.

Person A: This is Literally 1984!
Person B: You were caught pissing in a public fountain whilst shouting slurs at people passing by.
Person A: ...B.B!
Person B: Oh my...

by Moronoki.com January 1, 2026

Schrodinger's Disappointment

A state of being disappointed and not disappointed at the same time

Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming

by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025

The French

An insult to God.

Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?

by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025