MooHen's definitions

Lemon Garnish

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

by MooHen July 8, 2017

Ploog

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

by MooHen July 25, 2020

Do-yes

Correct pronunciation of the airport in D.C., with a Spanish double l.

"Out of respect for the people of Guatemala, I am changing the pronunciation of the Airport in D.C. Also sorry for the syphyllis experiments." - Barack Obama, probably

Following this statement Dulles officially gained the Spanish double l and was henceforth pronounced "Do-yes".

by MooHen December 6, 2022

Rawdogging the Dreamtime

When you don't have a pillowcase so you sleep directly on the pillow

My girlfriend couldn't stand the thought of me rawdogging the dreamtime so she bought me some pillowcases

by MooHen April 4, 2021

Oil Slick

The fluid under a woman from her pussy juice after sex. Particularly obvious on darker-colored blankets. Leaves a prominent white stain if ignored.

"We need to do laundry, I left an oil slick and I hate looking at it."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."

by MooHen November 9, 2022

Epilog

The turd that doesn't come out until a few minutes after the primary shit

A: "Are you done pooping?"
B: "Almost! Just waiting on the epilog."

by MooHen April 2, 2022

Dippu shittu

japanese for dipshit. similar to baka

"what dippu shittu eats sushi with a fork"

a: "omae wa mo shinderu"
b: "yeah well omae wa mo dippu shittu"
a: (head explodes)

by MooHen September 8, 2021