MooCow's definitions

hide my sausage

refering to sticking your wang in somebody.

Hey Hottie, wanna go play hide my sausage?

by MooCow April 15, 2005

Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet

We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush

by Moocow February 16, 2018

Assboom

The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.

"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"

by MooCow March 19, 2005

pumpkin

To fart and stain whatever is below you with a light orange color.It sometimes smells like pumpkins. Similiar to Assboom

"Dennis! Did you just pumpkin? There's an orange stain on the sofa!"

by MooCow March 19, 2005

Cashizzle

Originates from moronity.
Means spending-money or "cash"

Oh hell! im all out of Cashizzle!

by MooCow May 13, 2005

chiyo

lmao faggotcrunk

it always ends in some shitty punchline by lettuce

have you ever touched your little sister sexually in the vagina or breasts
strong deception

by MooCow February 24, 2005

USP

1) University Scholars' Program
A scholarly program from a world-class university.

2) Clumsy, klutzy.
This definition allegedly originated when a member of the aforementioned program filled a slurpee cup while neglecting the effects of air pressure, resulting in the cup exploding.

1) How on earth did you manage to spill your drink all over the table? USP!!!

2) Did you hear about that USP thing he did the other day? He actually dropped hius chopsticks on the floor while carrying his tray back to his seat! What a klutz!

by MooCow December 14, 2003