Monkeyboy's definitions

Honda Shitty

A term used by rednecks to describe Hondas.

Hey Billy Joe, did you see that Honda Shitty drive by?

Jim Bob, you know I was crawling around underneath my Camaro. Boy howdy, I don't know why they stopped making these things, they only break down every other weekend.

by Monkeyboy May 7, 2005

Xanclets

Cramming Xanex into chiclets

having bad breath is depressing, pass me the Xanclets

by Monkeyboy January 26, 2005

Cundiff

The most badass family to ever live. Known for their natural strength and ability to fight.

Ali could fight, but he was nothing compared to a Cundiff.

by Monkeyboy February 14, 2005

waffle juice

The mixture of syrup and butter that rolls off of waffles while being eaten.

Dude, you just got waffle juice all over your crotch!

by Monkeyboy February 14, 2005

impedance

The bounciness of electricity, measured in ohms.

Nobody can define impedance so that anyone can understand.

by Monkeyboy February 17, 2005

chavs

British equivalent of white trash, although the Brit variety is predominantly urban (though still of provincial mentality) whereas the American sort are typically rural (especially trailer trash).

Pretty much any young urban lad these days, but especially football hooligans wearing caps, hoodies, and g-strings above the waistline.

by monkeyboy May 14, 2004

idek

An abbreviation for "i don't even know", commonly used after doing something stupid. Originating from www.idontevenknow.com

loser1: dude, why the h3ll did you bang that nasty slutty?
loser2: lol, idek, she was dirty
loser1: right in the fupa, huh?
loser2: ... *dies*

by monkeyboy February 23, 2004