Monkey's definitions

Livi

Short for Olivia, a nickname.

My name is Livi. No, it's NOT OLIVIA!

by Monkey April 9, 2005

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 21, 2005

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

by Monkey April 25, 2005

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

Skoots

Noun. To loan a person money or goods without questions or terms.

Origin unknown

Hey Cuban, I'm out of smokes. How bout some skoots?

by Monkey September 23, 2004

r0x0r

someone who is r0x0r is someone who is like Scyth.

Dude, you so r0x0r.
You r0x0rz my b0x0rz

by Monkey September 27, 2004

swamper

A really ugly girl...

"That girl looks like tank drove over her face."

"Yeah, she's a real swamper."

by Monkey May 13, 2005