Mongo's definitions

nickle-shitz

The act of placing a nickle on the toe of your shoe, subduing a jackass, and kicking him in the rectum repeatedly.

Give me your lunch money Billy, or I'll give you the nickle-shitz.

by Mongo March 27, 2005

maddox.xmission.com

THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE. Maddox reigneth as king!

maddox.xmission.com is the best page in the universe.

by Mongo March 27, 2005

Jersey Turnpike

This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.

I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike

by Mongo February 2, 2005

Ace-Hole

Ass, The hole of an ass

"Rammer, you Ace-Hole."

by Mongo May 13, 2005

mongorunner

To post random stuff on message boards, and part post whore

man you are such a mongorunner

by mongo October 1, 2004

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

Presto

An album by Rush that contains (IMHO) the most esoteric and best lyrics of Neil Peart. Most definitely a golden age for his lyrics.

Anagram is a great song on Presto.

by Mongo February 27, 2004