MoLo36's definitions

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Cell-ebrity

A celebrity who serves prison time.

“Bernie Madoff is the nation’s newest cell-ebrity.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Some-sex marriage

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Design intervention

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.

“Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.

The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Twittiot

A person who cannot stop Twittering.

Hey Twittiot!...Do you think you can put down that Blackberry long enough to talk to me in person?

by MoLo36 April 15, 2009

Twittiot savant

Someone who is expert or brilliant when Twittering in contrast with the individual's overall abilities.

It’s nearly impossible to get Brad’s attention when he is Twittering. He’s a real Twittiot savant.

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009