MissionDoll's definitions

Seras

1. The young, large-breasted female vampire from the anime/manga Hellsing.

2. Someone who is unecessarily squeamish, as Seras was often squeamish about drinking blood at first.

1. Because Seras didn't want to die, she agreed to let Alucard bite her.

2. It's just a dead lizard; stop being such a Seras.

by MissionDoll March 21, 2005

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.

It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!

by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

theater geek

Someone who enjoys acting or otherwise participating in a school drama club. From "theater", the business or practice of performing for an audience, and "geek", an uncool person. Connotation varies depending on use.

Negative: "I'm gonna pound you, theater geek!"
Positive: "Oh, Jason, you were a great Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls. You're such a theater geek!"

by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

tight ass

A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.

Tight ass on that boy!

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

breasts

Fatty deposits on a woman's chest. They contain mammary glands which produce milk to feed babies, and have also evolved into a beauty/status symbol. Come in various sizes ranging from AAA (practically nonexistent) up to DDD and even higher. Generally, the bigger they are compared to the rest of a woman's body, the more attractive they are considered to be, although occasionally one will run across the rare man who prefers the little ones. The downside of having bigger ones is that they tend to sag after a woman reaches 30.

In today's breast-obsessed society, your breasts have to be at least a D-cup to be considered attractive.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

the girls

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts.

The girls may only be 34B's, but I like them just as they are.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004

fruit bowl

Affectionate term for a woman's breasts, derived from the many fruit-related terms for the same body parts. See apples and melons.

It doesn't matter what size your fruit bowl is, as long as it jiggles a little bit.

by MissionDoll November 11, 2004