MissMartini's definitions

pestaphile

A frequent pest who performs semi-sexual gestures on colleagues and unsuspecting members of the public.

Have you met Jeremy Wells? "Oh you mean that Pestaphile"

by MissMartini June 4, 2018

Scrotness

Super grotty from "grottyness" and it's fucken digesting super rotten gross Ness.Also from the word scrotum. Super rotten. Also a band in Invercargill

Fuck it had super scrotness. "Your so scrotty " That's some gross scrotness.

by MissMartini November 17, 2017

scroteonus

Another spelling from Scrotness

That's scroteonus. It was full of scrot. Meaning scrot ty or scrotness

by MissMartini November 17, 2017

Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025