Minderbinder's definitions

Jimi Hendrix

A god in mortal form, untouchable, the best guitarist ever.

Jimi Hendrix was the most talented and skilled guitarist in history or the future.

I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Jimi Hendrix.

by Minderbinder February 29, 2020

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Shitshow

A production or programme that is so full of shit, it oozes from every pore and orifice. It reeks of faecal matter. See Brexit

Every sane, intelligent person on Planet Earth:

That Brexit is a right old shitshow

by Minderbinder September 11, 2020

Number 45

Number 45 refers to the 45th President of the United States of America and who shall remain nameless for the the purposes of this definition. He is an ugly, corrupt, racist bastard who belongs in prison.

Journalist 1: Oh Christ, I'm not going to have a good day today.
Journalist 2: Why?
Journalist 1: My editor's just told me I have to go to the Whitehouse because Number 45 is giving a press conference.
Journalist 2: Whoa, that's some heavy shit right there. Good luck, dude.

by Minderbinder October 21, 2020

glaswegian

a loudmouth blowhard who can't hold it in.

Priest (after two hours in a confessional): Is that the end of your confession, my son?

Average Glaswegian male: Urr ye kiddin', faither? Uv no even started yet! I wis just talkin' aboot the fitba'!

by Minderbinder March 5, 2011

Gary Lineker

English football player who earned eighty caps playing for the England national football team and scored 330 goals in his career as a professional footballer. Advertised Walker's crisps after retiring from

professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.

Gary Lineker used to play professional football for Leicester, Everton and England before going on to work for the BBC as a sports presenter. He also criticised government policy on immigration, which was widely seen as being inhumane and unworkable.

by Minderbinder March 12, 2023

Mogwai

A band from Glasgow who are shit.

I once went to a Mogwai gig and they were awful. The support band was better than them.

by Minderbinder November 17, 2023