MattYouKnowWho's definitions

Genetic Dumpster

(n). A baby carriage; pram

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

by MattYouKnowWho August 4, 2009

Shiny Fu

(n. slang) Chinese Food, as pronounced with an Asian accent.

Welcome to Hong Wang's Shiny Eatery! Shiny fu goo fo yoo!

by MattYouKnowWho August 23, 2009

Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

ticklefish

An affectionate, albeit offensive, slang for the female genitalia. It refers to the top sensory characteristics of the vagina.

I'll have the filet mignon with the garlic potatoes please. Oh and could you bring a side of the albino ticklefish for an appetizer?

by MattYouKnowWho April 3, 2008

Diamond Chevrolet

v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.

The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.

I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.

Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.

You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...

by MattYouKnowWho April 9, 2008

Swass

Swamp Ass. See also Swat

Between the Taco Bell and not showering all week I have serious swass.

by MattYouKnowWho October 5, 2008

Swat

Swamp Twat. See also Swass and Marathon Snatch

When she stood up her swat left a wet mark on the bench. Gotta love hot days.

by MattYouKnowWho October 5, 2008