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Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel

That lucky-assed swimmer who knows nothing but gets into a routine someone else with the smarts has made for him to earn millions, as he squanders it on mansions, and the general materialist belongings with zero regard for the poor who are suffering, meanwhile telling himself he is spiritual and righteous for always expecting to be the biggest winner in the pool. Also a complete moron and douche for pretending to know his sport and getting depressed for hiding his insecurities. A complete hypocrite and buffoon.
Hahahaha is that Lebby (Caeleb) Dressel? I heard he recently made a face tattoo, and an eye tattoo is coming next for the vibes and for fitting into the social class!
by MatrixEnergeticWar June 15, 2025
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Most People

"Most People" is a term largely used for social engineering for cowardly people who think they're superior. A large group of the middle-class with borderline criminal behaviour for willful negligence for personal conveniences. This group enforces total reckless disregard for safety precautions amidst tightening psychological warfare directed at them by unrelenting psychopathic conglomerates. At best they are the "fact checkers", at worst they are active bullies, not in the conventional way for them to recklessly get punished, but for narcissism. This group lacks a conscience, as a whole and believes this is the style. This is when they know right from wrong, but don't care because they do not think in those terms; they care about their own benefit, regardless of who is in the way.
Someone pretending to care: "Paul, most people will think you're fill in the blanks word purposed for inciting hatred"
Me: "Most people is the most generic term to illustrate moral superiority through moral relativism. It's gaslighting. These are people who allow the most disgusting, despicable psychopaths roam freely and commit heinous crimes without drawing lines, and in doing so, are accomplices. If I had the chance to deal with most people, I'd draw the line early when I see the psychopath, and not help most people become aware at the expense of my compassion and sanity."
by MatrixEnergeticWar December 20, 2025
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masturbation professor

The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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Shit

is the bidirectional of amy.
Can you not make cake with the main ingredient made out of amy?
Well I mean everyone likes it for sight seeing purposes so... and it makes us a lot of money so...
oh shit, errr, oh amy.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023
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Leah

The most beautiful and warm and motherly and humble soul that I have seen outside of my club.
ummmmmm, can you not provoke me to feel guilt with Leah?
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023
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Mimi

the most loyal and virtuous woman or something, also kind of very smart or something, among others like Carol, Grace, and Aaleigha.
Ouch, that hurt Mimi.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023
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