MasterGooner's definitions

Schnurming

The act of cumming, burping, sneezing, and sharting all at once on someone.

While I was sick, receiving a blumkin from my ex, I started schnurming all over her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Goovating

The act of invoking a spirit or deity (evocation) only to spray them down with semen after gooning.

I summoned a ghost, only for it watch as my load sprayed all over themselves. After I was done goovating it, I scurried.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Creaminator

One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.

I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Sanaltizing

The act of inserting a hand sanitizer into one’s rectum and exploding it inside of them to cover up a nasty odor.

I was about to go straight into the chocolate starfish on Samantha last night, but it was so bad I almost velched. I instantly sanaltized (Sanaltizing past) her.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Plugun

A tool used to shoot butt plugs, of various types. That has the the appearance of a pistol.

Eric tried to scam me after the thug hunters video so I pulled out the Plugun and filled him up.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

RPB

Rocket propelled butt plug, similar to a rocket propelled grenade (rpg). However it shoots a large butt plug, comparable to Bullet Bill from Mario.

A man running away from the army, was shot by a newly mechanized butt plug launcher. The RPB quickly took down the man leaving him with a forever prolapsed asshole once they took it out

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

OBS

Orbital Buttplug System- A system like the FOBS or fractional orbital bombardment system. The OBS is a buttplug delivery system that uses a low Earth orbit towards its target destination. Just before reaching the target, it deorbits through a retrograde engine burn, and storms a buttplug down onto a place like lightning, leaving a crater behind.

A group of terrorists gathered, however their plans were put to a dramatic end as the OBS sent a buttplug down so fast they most likely never even saw or heard it. Levels of radiation were reported in the aftermath, comparable to a large scale queef.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024