Maroniak's definitions

Strawberry Shortcake

1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.

The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.

by Maroniak October 21, 2010