Madfat's definitions

Parkour

A style of movement developed in France to insure that they could flee in any direction, at any time.

No Frenchman that is skilled in Parkour need ever fear capture.

by Madfat June 24, 2009

monolacunic

The ability to be described in one word.

Give a monolacunic assessment of that person.

by Madfat January 19, 2010

non-monolacunic

Lacking the ability to be described in one word.

I can't describe that person in one word...they're non-monolacunic.

by Madfat January 19, 2010

Magnanimosity

Begrudging benevolence.

The lottery winner showed quite a bit of magnanimosity when he donated his winnings towards his local disaster relief, after the flood. He didn't want to, but he knew it was the right thing to do.

by Madfat October 22, 2009

Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

by Madfat October 24, 2009

Clampede

A stampede of vagina.

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.

by Madfat November 10, 2009

iLaff

Replacement for the standard texting "LOL", inspired by the iPod and iPhone trend.

ZOMG, Ur 2 funny! iLaff!

by Madfat November 29, 2009