Mackster86's definitions

Arab Goggle

To lay ones balls delicately over another individuals eyes; rendering them unable to see past your hairy jizz nuggets. This practise is more commonly referred to as "Teabagging".

Christ on a bike, I was sat on the couch relaxing, when Jamie decided to Arab Goggle me... Bastard.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

Tampon Breath

This term refers to an individual whose breath is reminiscent of a used Tampon. This smell is shitty, fishy... musty and generally gut wrenching.

John: Oh my god, I was talking to Jessica, and the dirty fucking whore has FULL ON Tampon Breath! I nearly puked up in her face.

Steve: Yea I know, she asked me for the time yesterday and I ran away screaming.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.

Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009

Cunty Chin

a man whose chin is very stubbly, with an unsightly cleft... allowing for the unfortunate but inevitable comparison to a womans recently shaved, chubby vagina.

Yea, fuck off... you've got a proper cunty chin anyway, you ugly paedo.

by Mackster86 February 1, 2009